Maybe the service was 5 star?....
A guest in a posh hotel comes down to breakfast and called over the head
waiter and read from the menu.
"I'd like on under-cooked egg so that it's running, and one over-cooked
egg that it's tough and hard to eat. I'd also like grilled bacon which
is a bit on the cold side, burnt toast, butter straight from the freezer
so that it's impossible to spread, and a pot of very weak, lukewarm
coffee."
The bewildered waiter said, "That's a complicated order sir. It might be
quite difficult."
The guest replied, "It can't be that difficult because that's exactly
what you brought me yesterday!"
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The doctor's in....
This fellow visits his doctor
and says, "Doctor, I keep seeing green Martians before my eyes".
The doctor asks, "Have you seen a psychiatrist"?
The patient says, "No, only green Martians!"
Facts You Need to Know?
Did you know that we British Columbians used to drive on the left side
of the road until 1922!
Travel Quote - As
the traveller who has once been from home is wiser than he who has never
left his own doorstep, so a knowledge of one other culture should
sharpen our ability to scrutinize more steadily, to appreciate more
lovingly, our own.
- Margaret Mead
